The 10 very worst dinosaur jokes in history
THERE can't be any worse dinosaur jokes than these. Can there? You tell us.
10. Cute, but *groan*
Q: How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?
A: Tea, Rex?
9. Makes the list because we all thought a thesaurus was a dinosaur anyway
Q: What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
A: A Thesaurus.
8. Ewww. Gross.
Q: What do you get when a dinosaur blows its nose?
A: Out of the way.
7. Aaah, the classics. Wait ... aren't chickens what dinosaurs evolved to become?
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Because the chicken wasn't invented yet.
6. At least the joke is short
Q: Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed?
A: Exactly the same as short dinosaurs!
5. Ok, this is marginally better than the elephant version
Q: How can you tell there's a Stegosaurus in your refrigerator?
A: The door won't close.
4. What's more obvious than a dinosaur? This joke.
Q: What makes more noise than a dinosaur ?
A: Two dinosaurs.
3. Bum jokes. Can we stoop any lower?
Q: What does a Triceratops sit on?
A: Its Tricera-bottom.
2. I'd still be very careful about calling a dinosaur names, with or without vegetables
Q. What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears ?
A: Anything you want, it can't hear you.
1. Please, make it stop
Q: Which dinosaur slept all day ?
A: The dino-snore!
1A. And one more that wins the lowly commended prize:
Q: What do you call a dinosaur with bad eyesight?
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