IF eBay was a human being, it would today be able to buy a vodka cruiser and head to the pub to drop a few coins on the pokies.
The world-conquering auction house that changed the retail world forever has notched up 18 years.
As the sun set on the 20th century, eBay's launch in 1999 heralded a new era of shopping.
And to celebrate that era on its 18th birthday, eBay is offering an 18% discount across its entire site.
"It'll be like having a sale on the whole of Australian retail," ebay director Tim Mackinnon told A Current Affair.
The sale runs from 6pm to 10pm today.
Among the best deals will be $343 off the Samsung Galaxy Note 8 and $304.82 off the freshly launched iPhone 8.
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