DR PEPPER, in an attempt to get more men to buy diet soda, has rolled out Dr Pepper Ten, a more 'manly' diet soda that has calories and sugar, unlike other effete beverages.
The product is accompanied by ads and a Facebook page that specifically exclude women and appeal to misogynist sentiments.
I seriously can't believe this works. It seems drinking soda not only makes you fat and diabetic, it also makes you stupid.
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